israel

israel
1. (israel) (4849↑, 1659↓)
a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world.

"holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"

2. (israel) (2558↑, 1319↓)
Israel is a country located in the middle east. Its capital city is Jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circassian and other small communities. Hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel.

" Last year i traveled in Israel, i went to the holly places in Jerusalem, swimmed in the Sea of Galilee, and went clubbin in Tel-aviv"

3. (Israel) (1816↑, 1259↓)
Something everyone wants, but has no oil (see [Chanukah]). Antonym: See [Saudi Arabia] for 'something no one wants, but has oil.'

"That mercedes is a lot like Israel."

Author: Jacob The Just http://israel.urbanup.com/1554556
4. (israel) (1654↑, 1277↓)
1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine. 2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.

Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt\! Where did you get it? Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course\!

5. (Israel) (2216↑, 1906↓)
A legal and internationally recognized state created by the United Nations in 1948 as a result of the 1,878 year old documented history of extreme and senselss hatred against the Jewish people following the Roman destruction of their capital, Jerusalem, in 70 AD.

The purpose of modern day Israel is to protect and provide a home and safe-haven to Jewish people.

6. (Israel) (2502↑, 2208↓)
A really tiny country surronded by countries that either hate it or do not like it very, very much, but they have held on to that same stip of land for thousands of years.

1. "Soon, the Earth will be USA and Israel." 2. Israel may be small but it could whip your country's ass.

7. (israel) (1316↑, 1116↓)
Israel is located on the Meditteranean Sea. It is often in the Newspapers because of the controversy surrounding it. Here are the facts * The modern zionist movement began with Herzl in the 1890s. * Jews moved to Israel and bought crappy crappy swampland from Arabs, which they then irrigated and made nice *In 1948, Israel declared independance. 5 Arab Armies attacked, vowing to push Israel into the sea. They failed, miserably. *1956, See 1948 entry *1967 War, aka 6 day War. Israel kicked some more ass, and succeeded in conquering the West Bank and the Golan Heights. *1973 Egypt and Jordan attacked Israel on YOm Kippur the holiest of Jewish holidays, proving that they can't win a fair fight with Israel. They lost...again *1982. Israel makes peace with Egypt, giving back the Sinai Peninsula. Israel continues to have problems because Israeli Jews are blamed for evicting Arabs in 1948, when in faact the arabs left willingly because they were lief to by their leaders, who said "when we win, come back." Also, Israeli Zionists bought the crappy crappy swampland from Arabs, they did not steal it. Arab terrorists attack israeli civilians because they are weak and too afraid to take ont he IDF and the Mossad. Israel has one of the most advanced armies in the world, and the Mossad could kick the CIA's ass anyday. Lastly, Israeli citizens are largely responsible for most technologies, including cell phones, computer chips, and other wonderful wonderful things I support Israel. It is a good country

All the terrorists suck. Israel could take them in a fair fight anyday. I think i might make aliyah to Israel, a legitimate country, much like the US

Author: Jordan Maidman http://israel.urbanup.com/2045599
8. (Israel) (288↑, 107↓)
"A land flowing with milk and honey..." Shemot (Exodus) 3:8 Eretz Israel (Land of Israel) is a small, narrow, semi-arid piece of land on the southeastern coastline of the Mediterranean Sea. It entered history some 35 centuries ago when the Jewish people forsook their nomadic way of life, settled in the Land and became a nation. Over the years, the Land was known by many names - Eretz Israel; Zion, one of Jerusalem's hills which came to signify both the city and the Land of Israel as a whole; Palestine, derived from Philistia, and first used by the Romans; the Promised Land; and the Holy Land, to mention but a few. Mountains and plains, fertile fields and deserts are often minutes apart.

Now Israel, listen to the rules and laws that I am teaching you to do, so that you will remain alive and come to occupy the land that G-d, Lord of your fathers, is giving you." Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 4:1

9. (Israel) (382↑, 224↓)
The Jewish people.

Hear O Israel, the LORD our G-d, the LORD is one.

10. (Israel) (952↑, 800↓)
A small Jewish state in the middle east that drives anti-semites insane... especially middle class honky commies and fascists in Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand who hide behind the so-called "Palestinians" ( actually Egyptian and Jordanian squatters and Arab gypsy outcasts)to camouflage their rabid but impotent anti-Jewish rage. The so-called "Palestinians" are also a cause celebre among Arab grievance pimps worldwide despite the fact that Arab cuntries treat the so-called "Palestinians" far worse than the Israelis could ever imagine doing.

Israel is a nice country that is located in a very bad neighborhood. Sometimes they have to take matters into their own hands and break some heads in order to survive. The rest of the world hates that fact because Jews aren't supposed to fight back.

Author: RonnieThe Great http://israel.urbanup.com/3637366
11. (Israel) (233↑, 84↓)
1. Battlefield since 5000 BC. 2. Home of Jews, Muslims, and Christians. 3. Gets more media coverage then any other country. 4. A place that the rest of the middle east, and probably half of the world, want to blow up. 5. A country with really hot girls.

1. Wow, the Jews rebelled three times, and the last time the Romans invaded, destroying homes and raping wives? Terrorist 1: Lets blow up Israel\! Terrorist 2: We can't America is giving it a bunch of weapons. Terrorist 1: Ohh....LETS BLOW UP AMERICA\!\! 2. I visited Israel with my Islam and Christian friend\! 3. Tonight, on CNN; we have nothing better to do than to cover another terrorist attack on Israel... Jon Stewart: Wow. 4. Iran: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL\! Iraq: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL\! Jordan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL\! Pakistan: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL\! Lebanon: LETS BLOW UP ISRAEL\! 5. College kid: Holy shit, visiting Israel was worth it. College kid 2: Hell yea check out that ass\!

Author: starwarsgeek133 http://israel.urbanup.com/4902316
12. (Israel) (741↑, 595↓)
A great country rich in history, has the best food, beautiful scenery, and the gorgeous women on God's green earth. The people may come off as blunt and impatient, but once you get to know them, they're the warmest most friendly people you'll meet.

Come to Israel. You'll love the history, the fod, the natural scenery, and if you're lucky enough, the girls (or guys). Secular Jewish Guy banging an Israeli girl he hooked up with: "Ah...this truly is the holy land. I'm never fucking leaving this country." Terrorist: "By Allah, I would love to be caught and interrogated by that sexy Israeli soldier chick." Pissed off Israeli guy: AAH\! Get your ass out of here\! Fucking tourists\!

Author: AragornElessar http://israel.urbanup.com/3356957
13. (Israel) (678↑, 534↓)
The Jewish homeland. The coolest, most amazing country around.

Lets go to Israel, it's awesome there.

14. (Israel) (519↑, 482↓)
1. A tiny country that has been the homeland of the Jewish people for at least the past 4,100 years, and will forever be the land of the Jewish people. 2. Adjective for cool, insane, out of the ordinary. 3. Nationality- Israeli(noun), meaning bad-ass, macho, commando, kick-ass. 4. Adjective for being incredibly smart, as this tiny country produces more PhD's per capita than any other country on Earth, making it the most educated country on the planet. This country has produced innovations in bio-medicine, programming, engineering, etc.

"I'm ma gonna go visit Israel this summer the land of my ancestors, I'm excited\!" "This instant messaging system is Israel\! I mean, yea I knew instant messaging was invented in the 1990's by a group of 4 Israeli whizkid 12 yr olds, but this is dope\!" "Fuck dude\! You see that Esse knock that cracker out cold with one punch? Esse went all Israeli up on his ass." "Shit\! I hate this fucking SAT...and I forgot my calculator. I need an Israeli for the math section." "This fucking catapult is due in 2 hours for my advanced physics class, and I have no idea what the fuck to do. I wish I had an Israeli to build it for me, I'd probably win the competition."

15. (Israel) (275↑, 241↓)
A country that exists, for better or for worse. Fix it. Be proactive, don't be ignorant.

Israel: "Since I already exist, and it doesn't look like i'm going anywhere, can't we just attempt to devote our time to solving my social problems and educating the Arab and Jewish youth to break the cycle of hate and ignorance?"

16. (israel) (328↑, 312↓)
A country who was supported in creation by the U.S.A. only because the president of the U.C. at the time (who took up office for a short time, being elected only as vice-) believed it the right thing to do. Any aid it may receive these days is either A : Legitimate for a country so deep in it it's nigh impossible to compare, or B : Payback for the years the Allies broke their backs. It is also worth noting that, of all the wars Israel has fought, it did not start a single one.

Look at a map. Tell me, how is this israeli occupation unjust?

17. (Israel) (80↑, 67↓)
An awsome country with the best weapons in the world (Uzi series weapons, T.A.R-21, Desert Eagle, Merkva Main Battle Tank) wielded by the some of the best operatives (Mossad, IDF) and criticized more than any other country in the word. Not to mention that the average soldier is smart enough to invent a weapon is still in production and was used by the Secret Service--which isn't really secret, but that's beside the point.

Robber \#1.- Hey\! Let's rob that store\! Those Guys are raking in the dough\! Robber \#2.- Nah, it's owned by an Israeli.

Author: Person That Doesn't Suck http://israel.urbanup.com/5041393
18. (Israel) (20↑, 9↓)
1. Israel in Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל. Meaning "God contended". 2. Name of a person who is very nice, smart, bright and wonderful. This person knows how to love and will love freely, but can also be hurt, so careful with them. To love an Israel is the greatest reward in itself.

Girl 1: I thought about Israel all day. Girl 2: Really? Is he nice? Girl 1: Very nice, and handsome too\!

Author: Drea Harrington http://israel.urbanup.com/5915309
19. (Israel) (26↑, 24↓)
The country getting the greatest amount of American tax dollars

[Israel] receives $400 million in economic aid and $2.775 billion in military aid while [Egypt] receives $250 million in economic aid and $1.3 billion in foreign aid. Their total aid package ($3.175 billion to [Israel] and $1.55 billion to [Egypt]) account for a third of all [US] [foreign aid] and yet neither one of the countries are [developing countries].

20. (Israel) (5↑, 8↓)
A cool niqquh that lives in Modesto, went to chrysler, Prescott, and Davis. He's also famous and owns 13 cars. He was in movies such as men in black, star wars, and much more

Friend: hey israel wanna come hang out at my house? Israel: no, sorry man. I'm filming transformers 3 today. Maybe net week.

21. (israel) (10↑, 14↓)
the best friend someone could have , he is smart, funny, an it's a very good listener to your problems

Girl:i need help i feel sad friend: go talk with israel he will help you

22. (Israel) (1↑, 8↓)
the holy land..other known as the vagina a word used to say that you had sex with a girl.

John: I went to Israel last night. Mike: SCORE\!\!\! with Sarah? John: Yeah, she's so hot. It was amazing.

23. (Israel) (11↑, 18↓)
A "vacation" spot for Arab rockets. [arabs] [israel] [terrorrist] [bombs] [missiles] [vacation] [arab] [jews]

Jim: Did you see that group of Arab tourists in Israel? Tom: Why yes, I did\! They were headed towards that synagogue\! Their turbans were so pointy and red\!

Author: khklhklhklhklhklh http://israel.urbanup.com/5804751
24. (Israel) (52↑, 59↓)
A colony of American and European Jews in Palestine that is paid for by American tax money. Israel shows her gratitude to her American benefactors by spying on them and flooding American media with Zionist propaganda. Israel enjoys the most powerful lobby in America, AIPAC. American Zionist Jews often play on the bigotries and religious sensibilities of their Christian counterparts: references to Islam and the End Times are common. Daily life in Israel consists of killing Palestinians, taking their land, and then arguing they are technically not human in the complete sense of the word. When not murdering Arabs, Israelis can be found trolling the internet bragging about how many people they have killed and how effective they are at it. When not killing Palestinians or trolling the internet, Israelis can be found at the American tax coffers greedily begging for money usually using some logical fallacy involving the Holocaust.

America's pathological and absurd support of Israel is the real reason that 9-11 happened.

Author: originalNZAoperator http://israel.urbanup.com/5701022
25. (Israel) (25↑, 35↓)
Sorry, did you mean PALESTINE? Stolen land that belongs to the Palestinians A corrupt inhumane state that kills thousands of innocent Palestinian civilians including young children yet they set themselves out to be the poor innocent ones.

I'm from [Israel] Did you mean [Palestine]? Yeah sorry, that's what I meant

26. (Israel) (72↑, 85↓)
A terrorirst state, and the most hated nation on earth.

Did you see how many civilians the israeli army just killed using that illegal gas? Hey, did you hear about the whole palestenian family that was killed by an israel bom on Gaza beach? The israelis took the Palestenian's land and oppressed them. There s no such thing as an israeli, they come from romania, poland, america, etc.

27. (Israel) (54↑, 68↓)
one of the most talented and ripped man ever to come into existence. Someone who you would be proud to show off as a trophy husband\! Often known for their angelic voices\!

J: Hey, guys have you seen Israel in his new show? C: Yeah, who ever is dating him sure is lucky\! He is like a greek god\! J: Yeah, and his voice is like Angels\!\!\!

Author: I'minabubbleforyou http://israel.urbanup.com/4676040
28. (Israel) (41↑, 76↓)
Hottest Man on EARTH

I agree that Israel is the Hottest man ON EARTH

29. (Israel) (88↑, 135↓)
Possibly the most controversial country to exist.

If you look at the Urbandictionary page on Israel, you can see that no definition has a clear majority of "yes"es or "no"es.

Author: da black guy next door http://israel.urbanup.com/4897624
30. (israel) (230↑, 278↓)
A country known to have many religious establishments and landmarks. Everyone fights over the country because everyone wants its land. Jews aren't the only people who inhabit Israel, alot of christians, muslims and other people live in Israel.

I'm afraid to goto Israel, it looks scary because of the bombings.

31. (Israel) (608↑, 674↓)
The historical Jewish homeland and the only Jewish sanctuary. About the size of a pencil and the age of your folks (founded in 1948) but somehow among the world's greatest powers despite jaw-dropping odds. The Israeli population has the highest number of PhDs and produces the greatest number of technological inventions per capita in the world (e.g. the cellphone). The GDP and living standards in Israel are about as high as England's. Despite its great military capabilities, it is the victim of Arab terrorism and is kept from kicking Arab ass by the anti-Semitic UN and the European Union who wish to see it annihiliated. Israel's only known friend in the world is the United States (God bless her). Israel will be a superpower and every Jew will one day live there.

"If America doesn't bomb Iran to kingdom come before they get nukes, Israel should and will like it did to Saddam in 1981." "Palestine? you mean that fake name the Romans gave to Israel in 70 AD?" "Palestinians? you mean those people who only moved to Israel from neighboring Arab lands in the late 19th century after the Jewish pioneers came, made the deserts bloom, built cities, and offered those Arabs jobs?" "Yasser Arafat? you mean that Egyptian who moved to Israel in the 1970's and became the leader of the "Palestinian people" half of whom are Egyptians too?" "The people of Israel are the chosen people."

32. (israel) (78↑, 158↓)
god like being that has no fear no emotions israel who is one with self and can do anything israel he who walks with god

thats israel yea the god amongst insects

Author: roland of gileadand son of eld http://israel.urbanup.com/4015475
33. (israel) (134↑, 217↓)
THE HOTTEST / BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BABYYY \! :)

israel is the best country baby

Author: thomas michael http://israel.urbanup.com/4040936
34. (israel) (148↑, 235↓)
San Francisco/Northern California term for an UZI, a fully automatic firearm which is made and invented in Israel.

"There them niggas is on tha block, go'on get tha [israel]"

35. (Israel) (11↑, 99↓)
Hairy kimbo looking n*gger

damn man erjons going for the israel look

36. (israel) (120↑, 209↓)
very few men's names; the men who have this name are very rare, lovable, and capable of making all your pain go away; very good friends to everyone they know and try to keep as much drama away from themselves

Go to Israel if you need anything.

Author: IsraeltheGreat http://israel.urbanup.com/3186320
37. (Israel) (107↑, 204↓)
A group of Zionists who decided to take Palestine as their country, and call it Israel.

Dude \#1: wow... did you see how Israel looks like on the map..\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Dude \#2: What? Where's Israel? You are pointing at Palestine.. idiot...

38. (Israel) (207↑, 310↓)
Literally God’s country. A tiny Southwest Asian country along the Mediterranean Sea that borders Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Lebanon. The capital is Jerusalem and the largest city is Tel Aviv. 87% of its population is Jewish. Israel was recognized by the U.N. on May 15th, 1948 as a safe haven for Jews. The state of Israel has been attacked numerous times by Palestinean sympathizers including all of its neighbors and terrorists, but emerges victorious every time. One of its earliest was the 6-day War that Israel won hands down. The Middle East is almost unanimously united against the Israelis and has failed in its decades- long conquest of destroying Israel. The Bible teaches that Israel literally belongs to God and will NEVER be destroyed, due to his covenant with Abraham and the Jews. Jerusalem will be the focal point of the "last days" described in the Bible in the Books of Daniel, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah and Revelation. Here’s the facts….Israel has legitimacy and a legal right to exist while Palestine does not. Palestine has NEVER existed nor had its own currency or language. The name “Palestine” was only given by the Roman Empire to identify the area that Israel now stands. Period. If anything, the land of Palestine actually belongs to Israel. Israel may be a tiny country, but it is considered to be the most powerful in the Middle East—even stronger than Iran. The only friend(s) Israel has is God Almighty and the good ‘ole U.S.A, fortunately. Israel will NEVER be destroyed and its enemies are wasting their time. Israelis and the Jews need not fear for the future. The Bible teaches they will always be safe and that God WILL defend it in the last days. It will be where Christ establishes his everlasting Kingdom and throne when he returns for the 2nd coming. There is no doubt that Jews and Israel is “God’s chosen people.”

As a Christian, I strongly support the nation of Israel. The Bible teaches it belongs to God (by his covenant with Abraham and the Jews) and always will.

39. (Israel) (197↑, 304↓)
A state that was established in Palestine in 1948 based on UN resolution that partitioned Palestine. It is a country that declares itself to be Jewish and therefore non-Jews are considered less of human beings. When it was established, it ethnically cleansed the native palestinians from its territories. It continues to be one of the most violators of UN resolutions, Human rights law and basic civil rights concepts.

In 2006 Israel lunched an attack on Lebanon using internationally banned weapons causing major destruction and deaths. It did the same thing again in 2009 against Gaza.

Author: Serious historian http://israel.urbanup.com/4433861
40. (israel) (316↑, 425↓)
A Legitimate country bourne by Western guilt; a by product of the Holocaust. A nation, where people forget the lesson of barbarity from their own history, in a failing effort to protect their own borders. A term used to describe a disproportionate action. A country that longs for peace but never gets it cos it government insist on occupying its neighbours land and keeping foreign nationals in prison for no rhyme or reason. [Guantanamo] A country who know it can get away with anything cos Big Daddy ('Ol Uncle Sam) is watching its booty. A country where its peaceful citizens are being constantly let down by its government, army and ultra religious( who never has to fight in the wars\!)

1) Is Isreal at it again with its Arab neighbours? How boring\! 2) Is Israeli and Arab lives cheap? They seem to enjoy killing each other off on a frequent basis. 3) Is Isreal the 51st state of USA? 4) Israel has the right to exist and its people deserve peace. 5) Anti Isreal is not synonymous with anti semitic.

Author: Social Commentary http://israel.urbanup.com/1890881
41. (Israel) (331↑, 442↓)
A small piece of land which was originally called Palestine, seeing as it was originally Palestinians land, not Jews (Israelis) Oh and the Kebabs, and the rest of the Middle Eastern things dont come from Israel, it comes from Saudi and Syria, cos if you think about it Israelis are really Europeans after the second world war.

Sara: Omdz im going to a Palestine demonstration tomorrow... Laura: oh why is that? Sara: To defend Palestine, because Israel stole their land\!

Author: ILOVEPALESTINE http://israel.urbanup.com/3947314
42. (israel) (344↑, 455↓)
51st of the 53 US states (the 52nd being Britain, the 53rd Ethiopia) The country that wiped palestine off the map and is paranoid about being wiped off the map

- IS, UK, ET are the state abbreviations in order - Why didn't they just put israel in argentina and saved us all the trouble and air time?

43. (Israel) (90↑, 202↓)
Someone who makes your life worth living. A beacon of light. A god amongst men.

Man, that guy is so Israel its not even funny.

44. (Israel) (161↑, 273↓)
A geographical and ethnical manifestation of a selected interpretation of a sacred religous text: The Torah. A conflict within itself, often portrayed by uncompromising individuals in a both flattering and unflattering context. A nation with a ill-defined boundary and (as a defining feature)a very prominent military. All aspects of this nation are controversial and , notably in the United States, is subsequently avoided as a subject. All mainstream media outlets rarely discuss in-depth about this matter and is typically not discussed by people in the Western world. The nation's populace is defined as "Jewish", making such a statement an enigma, giving a ethnic connotation with a spirtuality. Israel's type of governance is an exclusive democracy for the jewish people. However, this not to be confused with a theocracy. The vast majority of negative critisism attributed to israeli policy is typically called "anti-semitism", equivacating the statement to racist hatred, and simaltaneously neutralizing the critism's credibility. This makes most open dialogue about Israel impossible. The opposing soverignty of "Palestine" and "Palestinians" is equally perplexing, with the country and people's status ranging from non-existant to an indeginous entity (also conflicting with selective histories).

I want to discuss the defense policies of Israel. You are an arab-loving, anti-semetic son-of-a-bitch.

Author: Truth in the form of hip hop http://israel.urbanup.com/3148985
45. (israel) (364↑, 483↓)
Israel is a state on the eastern seaboard of the Mediterranean. It is smaller in size than New Jersey. Israel was created by the Zionist movement who came from Western Europe in the first half of the 20th century, in 1948. Prior to 1948 the same land was called Palestine. Today's Israel is made up of a Jewish majority and an Arab minority. The Arab minority is made up of Palestinians who stayed in their towns and cities after 1948, despite numerous massacres and systematic attacks aimed at killing them or forcing them to flee. Despite being made up of 20% Arabs (Both Christian and Muslim), Israel defines itself as a Jewish state. Along the years the state of Israel along with its educational and governmental institutions have put in place a system of discriminatory, racist, and hateful tactics aimed at breaking down the Arabs who stayed behind, in hopes that one day Israel will be made up of 100% Jewish blood. Israel gets most of its financial and military support from the United States. It has succeeded in keeping this ally at bay by employing a well oiled PR machine. In a nutshell Israel has complete control over what the American citizen watches on TV and in various other electronic media outlets. By carefully manipulating viewers, Israel can guarantee that the American public will continue to support its own government's aid and support to Israel. Networks who work hand in hand with the Israeli government and the Israeli lobby include, CNN, MSNBC, and FOX news, CBS, ABC and NBC. Another tactic often used by the pro-Israel lobby is discrediting anyone who speaks unfavorably (or the truth) about Israel by labeling him/her an Anti-Semite, also known as “the Anti-Semite card”. Israel will eventually lead to the destruction of the United States and the erosion of its economy. This partnership will one day cost us more than a mere $6 billion a year. Just like being a friend with someone whose reputation and actions can destroy one's life, so can this relationship of dominance Israel has had over the U.S. for the last few decades. Despite all this, however, Israel has managed to inadvertently create a prison for itself. The people of Israel now live in a prison of their own creation, surrounded by a 24ft wall (that is supposed to protect Israelis from suicide bombings by Palestinians in the Occupied Territories) to the east, the sea to the west, a desert to the south. Israel has failed at making friends and has succeeded in creating enemies. Violence begets violence and suffering begets suffering. Israelis walk their own streets in fear. “Suspicious Packages” are a daily occurrence where people’s daily life is disrupted by the fear that someone has planted a bomb in a shopping mall, a bank, a restaurant, on the train or on the bus. The Israeli economy isn’t something to be proud of as most of it is sustained by the occasional financial boost from the US. Israelis live in fear and paranoia 24/7 in a large scale self made prison that is about 200 miles long and about 30 miles across.

Hey Israel, enjoy your self made prison. You earned it.

Author: Anderson Cooper & Friends http://israel.urbanup.com/1909725
46. (israel) (333↑, 453↓)
Israel was created in the year of 1948 in favor of the Zionist movement. Britain had formerly controlled the Holy Land of all 3 monotheistic religions but had decided to pass it on to the jews. As soon as British forces pulled out 3 Arab armies from the countries of Egypt, Syria, and Jordan attacked Israel. They unfortunately lost. Over the years Israel had unfairly taken lands from surronding Arab countries ever since. For instance the Golan Heights, the Gaza Strip, today being controlled by an Arab group named Hamas, and the West Bank, Which includes Jerusalem, the third holiest city in Islam and a very important area to Christianity. Israel still stands today thanks to the fact that its able to suck up to Westerners and win their support to recieve weapons and money. Last year President George W. Bush agreed to a 30 BILLION dollar fund to the state of Israel. Guess where that 30 billion comes from? Our taxes. Yes we pay taxes to benifit a puny little strip of land in the Middle East. Much of the racism that goes on in cities like Jerusalem is kept hidden by our media. For instance the Dome of the Rock the same rock that the Prophet Abraham sacrificed a ram upon is kept in a mosque. That mosque is usually barred off from Muslims because right across the street some Jew is sticking his head into the Western Wall and every Jew automatically thinks that because a guy is Arab he is gonna crawl into the wall and blow himself up. Also many Palestinians who were the former occupiers of the land have been either kicked out by the Israeli assholes or left in the poorer district without access to heat or air conditioning. If these Jews want to continue to own the strip of land half the size of Indiana then they will have to realize that there are other religious people living there too like the Christians and the Muslims. They will have to learn that they cannot live in a purely Jewish state if theyre not all Jews. And if they cant? well then the Arabs will have to win the ongoing war one day won't they?

No example necessary for Israel.

47. (israel) (311↑, 434↓)
A small occupied territory basically given to the Jews by Britain in 1948 because of the Zionist Movement. Today Israel basically feeds off the major powers in the world like America and sucks up to them whenever theyre in trouble. This is the only reason that the Arabs weren't able to take over Jerusalem back and the rest of Israel even though its their land and they fought 7 damn Crusades over it. Israel is always under conflict with the Palestinians who are facing extreme poverty and racism in cities like Jerusalem that used to be theirs. This has resulted in the Palestinians unleashing attacks of terrorism against the Israelis.

"Hey whats that dinky country over there?" " thats Israel"

Author: Ledzeppelinfan http://israel.urbanup.com/2770665
48. (Israel) (575↑, 706↓)
A country that will one day, along with the United States, no longer be able to hide from it's devious lies, propaganda, and unholy treatment to the countries surroundnig it. In time, the world will soon see what Israel did to the arabs.

"Hey\! Did you hear? Israel killed 60 lebanese kids today\!...oh, and they won't stop."

49. (Israel) (376↑, 508↓)
Israel is a heavily aid-dependent [communist] country in the Middle East. Much like [North Korea], it would collapse without massive injections of cash from its' main sponsor (in Israel's case, the US).

Israel only has such a kick-ass military because it recieves 25% of all US foreign aid. America needs to treat Israel like the satellite state it truly is.

50. (Israel) (235↑, 367↓)
According To The Altered Torah : The Land Promised By God To The [Jews]. According To US, Britian, And UN : The Only Safe Haven For The Jews. In Reality : A Country Formed By The Blood Of The Palestinians.

Israli Soldier: "We Are Peace-Loving Jews" Palestinian Boy: "Liar\! You Stole Our Land And Killed My Father" - The Boy Throws A Little Rock On The Israeli Soldier Which Barely Touches Him - Israeli Soldier : "Oh My God He Is A Terrorist\!\!" - Rat-ta-ta-tatt -at-tat-tat-ta-tat-tat-atat-tat-at -ra-ta-tat-at-at-at-tat -

Author: Resistance Fighter http://israel.urbanup.com/1297328
51. (Israel) (13↑, 150↓)
A type of monk or ordaned sprit.

Wow that bishop is such an Israel.

52. (israel) (202↑, 340↓)
Okay, Beepus, here's the fact, if Israel was based upon a really old document with something about romans and jews and proving that it's sonme sacred religious land, let's look at this anlge. It says in the Bible that after the crucifixion of Jesus, that the Jews would be cursed to wandering the world forever, and after the the persicution of the Jews by the Nazis and the illegal occupation of Palestinian land, that's your reason out the window. I'd like to note I'n NOT Christian. And the world doesn't need something to hate, we hate you because of what you did.

Israeli Jew:Let's steal someone's land and call everyone a Nazi\!

53. (israel) (145↑, 285↓)
cominly known as a dum fuck dat thinks he knows it all, and for sum reason cant pass 5 feet in hight. usually a four eye geek that cant get a girls number to save his life.

wtf here comes [israel] dont look\!\!

Author: buttscracher123 http://israel.urbanup.com/4053655
54. (Israel) (163↑, 303↓)
The earliest known mention of the name 'Israel', probably referring to a group of people rather than to a place, is the Egyptian Merneptah Stele dated to about 1211 BCE. For over 3,000 years, Jews have regarded the Land of Israel as their homeland, both as a Holy Land and as a Promised land. The land of Israel holds a special place in Jewish religious obligations, encompassing Judaism's most important sites — including the remains of the First and Second Temples, as well as the rites concerning those temples. Starting around 1200 BCE, a series of Jewish kingdoms and states existed intermittently in the region for more than a millennium. After a massive influx of Jews around 1920, the British Foreign Secretary (British liberated parts of the middle east in WWI from the Ottoman empire therefore according to them, it was under their control) Arthur J. Balfour issued the Balfour Declaration that "view[ed] with favor the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people". Balfour promised the Jews a santuary although people (Arabs but as well as Jews) had already settled there. The area can be related to that of the earlier bedouin tribes in the Sanai peninsula. Although there may not be a Palestine country per say, but the name was given to the area by the Roman empire. It was not fake infact it was spelled Palaestine. The State may have an extremely powerful (for it's size) army, but it has been aided by the United States throughout its existance. Also credit going to the country as a whole for being as successful as it is, but once again there would not be an established government without the United States' support. And to respond to Blue_blooded Israel's GDP is ranked 53rd on the list of countries in the world, the United Kingdom, which is otherwise known as England is ranked 6th. The standards of living may be closely related, but the GDP is no where near the standard of the United Kingdom. Although when it is all said and done today Israel is an established state that is supported by the United States and also a prolific nuclear superpower. It isn't going anywhere anytime soon unless the United States realizes that Democracy will never survive in a radicallly islamic part of the world.

Israel invaded the Arab section of the state because of a kidnapping, a bit overzealous?

Author: The only fucking intellectual on this website http://israel.urbanup.com/1844229
55. (israel) (35↑, 188↓)
a fun person with a perveted mind. not shy at all very outgoing and kind wil be there when u need him

man david is such an israel he always looks at my azz

56. (israel) (590↑, 762↓)
The \#1 country on this earth.

I'm making aliyah to Israel next year\!

57. (Israel) (524↑, 699↓)
An illegal state that the rest of the world tries to ignore. But due to the influx of jews into the USA who became powerful, the subsequent pity by common Americans for the holocaust, and the wacky of ideas Zionists: this state receives much US fiscal and military support (since they have us by the balls) against the Arab states who wish to recapture their stolen land. The \#1 reason why the USA has problems with Arab countries. Prior to the creation of Israel, the United States had excellent relations with the arab world. Responsible for atrocities in Lebanon and Palestinian refuge camps. Indirectly or directly responsible for many American deaths (e.g. Sept 11, USS Liberty).

Osama Bin Ladin and Saddam Hussein gained support by their opposition to the state of Israel.

58. (israel) (605↑, 781↓)
Israel is a country .

Lets go to Israel because it is better then USA\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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